The Bigger The Better! Why Fat Spells A.W.E.S.O.M.E

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The world is full of contrasts. You are tall or short; young or old; and/or you are thin or FAT. When you are thin and then begin to put on weight, that’s when it bothers you. But when you are fat, you accept how you are and you are so comfortable in your own skin. The best part about being fat is that there is so much more of you to love. You own so much more space in the world. You are fun; you are crazy and so loveable. There is just a whole lot of awesomeness involved with being fat. And here is where you will know why:

1. It Is Never Hard To Spot You:

Never Hard To Spot You

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You can never be lost. Your best friend will never struggle to look for you amidst a huge crowd. Do not make the mistake of dismissing this statement. Have you ever wondered how terrible little Jonny, in that far corner feels, because no one notices him? People might talk about you or poke fun at you, but a) you are not ignored, and b) you are famous.

2. Long Time, No See:

Long Time

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Years later, when you meet your whole bunch at the school re-union, you can’t help but notice their huge bellies and the extra chins on their faces. But you, you look as gorgeous as ever! Whatever happened to the sexy, sultry Tina? You are much better off.

3. Winter Is Your Favorite Season:

Winter Is Your Favorite Season

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Your cozy, cuddly self, being naturally cloistered from the cold, makes you love winters best. While the so-called skinny ones shiver to death, you feel so comfortable and are obviously always willing to hug the thin ones to comfort. You are the best!

4. Crime – Proof:

Crime - Proof

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Lets get two things straight: a) In the play Julius Caesar, Shakespeare says – and I quote, “Yond Cassius, has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much. Such people are dangerous.” Therefore it’s a lean one who is more likely to plot a crime against you. b) If the lean one plans to kidnap you, it would be too much of an effort. Therefore you might be a millionaire, and still be free to roam about without being afraid of being kidnapped.

5. Safety First:

Safety

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You could cross the busiest roads with a certain swag, and the fastest of vehicles will stop for you. Respect!

6. The Magical Embrace:

Magical Embrace

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You are the world’s best hugger! You could comfort the most distressed with that comfortable, warm, huge hug of yours. You really make this world a better place to live in, you know.

7. Any Buffet Is Value-For-Money:

Any Buffet Is Value

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That eat all you can, at a certain price buffet, is totally worth it when you plan to go for it. You make the most of every penny you spend. Well, it is food! The best thing in the world!

8. The Sportswoman- Not:

The Sportswoman- Not

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With no pressure of being good at sports as a child, you had all the time in the world to pursue your favorite hobby. You read books, painted, sang. However, you were awesome at discuss and shot put. No one’s taking that away from you.

9. A Tickled Funny-Bone:

Tickled Funny

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A survey says that most people look for humor in their partners. You being the funny one, are the best person to have around. You would make for a very good partner.

10. Bottoms Up:

Bottoms Up

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It is scientifically proven, that fat people have a higher alcohol capacity. More beer is always more awesomeness. Cheers to that!

11. You Are Sensitive:

Are Sensitive

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Being ever so sensitive, and knowing and understanding emotions, makes you an empathetic person. You make a great shoulder to cry upon.

12. A Happy Soul:

Happy Soul

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You can eat what you like; you can do what you like. You are already judged, so you don’t have to bother about being judged. That makes you a very very happy person. Well, you deserve it!

Being fat is being beautiful. You needn’t ever worry about what the world has to say about you, because let’s face it, no matter who you are or how you are, the world will always talk. Just make sure you stay healthy – while proudly carrying off your weight – and you are good to go!

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by Shirin Mehdi via STYLECRAZE

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