I probably hate only Rakhi Sawant’s antics more than I hate my super oily skin. On second thoughts, I laugh at Rakhi Sawant’s moronic statements every now and then but not when my oily skin shows. Ok… That just meant Rakhi Sawant is better than my skin?!! Eww…

If I could find some way to squeeze all that oil from my skin into a bottle, I would give a serious competition to all the oil brands of our country. Don’t laugh, I do not joke about my skin like ever! My friends think that I mostly exaggerate my skin woes; and so I had to write this one to let them and the world know of my struggles as a person who has oily skin.

1. Every Morning Is A Suspense Thriller:

No, I do not mean it in a good way. It is not your run of the mill show where the thrill leaves you asking for more in the climax. It is more of “Thank god that I did not have an acne breakout today”.  My acne breakout could put chicken pox to shame. True Story!

2. The Frog Princess:

Yes, my current boyfriend is hot, smart and has a great sense of humour. Every time I catch his sight, my heart skips a beat and every time he wants to kiss my cheeks it stops completely.

Not because I am swooning over him, but because the first thought that crosses my mind is the oil on my skin smearing his lips! So I dread the anticipation of that moment every time we are together.

3. Lotions….Really?

Every time these sunscreen ads pop up on my TV, I just change the channel. The only thing they do to my skin is make it all the more oily and disgusting. And yes, even those lotions that proudly proclaim to have been made for people with oily skin do a shitty job. I could make a living by suing these companies and then retire to the Himalayas – I heard the air is quite dry there. May be it will help.

4. Scary Dreams Plague My Nights:

This one is a completely true story, I cross my heart. So when my friends used to have nightmares where they got late for exam or ran out of ink during the exam, I would have nightmares of a completely different league. I have always had nightmares of running out of the last tissue paper or powder, and worse, ‘no-water-in-the-washbasin’ kind of nightmares.

5. Make Up Anyone??

In one of my college competitions, I was to perform a solo dance. First of all, it was anyway difficult to prime up my makeup base, thanks to my oily skin. But all hell broke loose when I went on the stage. A little nervous, I began to sweat and it did not help since sweat mixed up with the oil and made the makeup run. What happened then?

The pictures of that day make me look like Joker in Batman. ‘Why so Sad?’ This is why, you idiot!

6. One Point Solace:

I get this a lot and the only thing that makes me feel a little better about my oily skin. My dermatologist tells me that my face will have delayed wrinkling. So, all you sadists, who do not have an oily skin and were still reading and laughing on my situation here….meet in another 40 years with your sagging ugly skin while I would be stealing your daughters’ boyfriends!

Uhahahahaha!!!

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