10 Surprising Facts Only A Lipstick Lover Will Understand
2:25 AMIf you identify with a majority of these points, you’re probably a die-hard lipstick addict and unashamedly so. More power to you!
1. Lipstick = The Greatest Motivator :
You know those mornings when you just can’t make it out of bed? When you just want to stay home and watch Game Of Thrones all day? We’ve been there.
But every lipstick lover will tell you it’s the thought of slicking on her favourite shade of lipstick and breezing through the day that keeps her motivated. After all, if you look good = you feel good. Think of all the successful women around the world—ever seen one without a rockin’ shade of lippie?
2. All You Need Is A Bright Lipstick:
Lipstick is a life saver when you’re just too lazy/tired/cranky/disinterested in following a make-up process. Skip the toner, foundation, powder, blush, and even the eyeliner! Your make-up routine lasts 45 seconds: Apply your go-to bright lip shade and layer on some lash-plumping mascara. Every lipstick master knows the lipstick is the hero of the make-up bag.
3. Apply. Blot. Layer. Repeat:
The only way to get your lipstick to stay on. Whether you’re sipping on a latte, or eating lunch (and most of your lippie with it), every girl needs that fail-proof method that ensures the perfect pout through the day. Apply, blot, and repeat three times— is almost every matte lipstick-loving girl’s formula for cosmetic success.
4. Gloss Is SO 2001:
We get it. Gloss was awesome back when we were pre-teens, because everyone from Lizzie McGuire (remember Hilary Duff?) to Romy and Michele (from Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion) were wearing it. Fast forward 14 years and we’re pretty sure that icky stuff needs to be put away for good. No self-respecting lipstick girl will be seen toting glossage in public.
5. It’s Not JUST Any Red Lipstick:
If you had a 100 bucks for every time someone said, “But don’t you already have 5 lipsticks in that shade of red?”, you’d probably be able to finance your own collection for Sephora and M.A.C.
6. The Feeling Of Twisting Open A New One:
Words haven’t been invented yet to completely describe that feeling of satisfaction and excitement when you twist open a sealed lipstick tube. It’s the perfect shape, untarnished, and you want it to remain flawless forever.
7. Getting Out Of An Awkward Moment:
So your best friend set you up on a date with this “really awesome” guy who happens to be her boyfriend’s college roommate. Newsflash: He’s just not your type. Two hours of awkward conversation and several margaritas later, it’s time for you to part ways (finally!). But you don’t want to hurt his feelings, so here’s the clincher: He leans in to give you a kiss but you stop him midway and plant an “air kiss” before running away shouting “my lipstick really smears, sooorrrrry!”
8. “This Shade Has Been Discontinued” = Apocalypse Now:
Why? WHY would you do that to us, cosmetic companies?! We’re pretty sure this is the universe’s way of getting back at us for sneaking those Oreo cookies after midnight, when we had promised to hit the gym five times a week.
9. Experimenting With Exotic Colours Is The Only Way To Get Through The Week:
The Asian Paints colour wheel ain’t got nothin’ on you and your girlfriends every Tuesday night at the mall.
10. You Consider Your Lipstick Collection An Investment:
Because who needs fixed deposits and a future plan when you look this fabulous every day of the week.
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by Meher Bajwa via STYLECRAZE
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