Anyone loves mornings? More often than not, it seems like this rare species of morning people are from some parallel universe. Like, how do these strange people, who love mornings, survive? Mornings are meant to be hard. There is no other way. Most of us imposeconditions like – “if you love me, let me sleep”!But then comes the sunshine, glaring in your face, and you have absolutely no choice but to put your game face on, and wake up and survive the morning. This is the ordeal people who hate mornings have to go through. More like the symptoms of the ‘hate morning syndrome’. If you can totally relate to what I am talking about, read on…

1. You have to set at least three alarms to ensure you wake up (when there is no way you can be late), because you are immune to alarms. The fight with that annoying sound every morning has made you extremely thick skinned.

2. You need someone (an incarnation of Satan) to come and pull off that comfortable duvet, and literally pull you out of bed. Or else, you are sure to miss that important meeting.

3. You snarl, and gawk, and literally hate just about anyone chirpy around you for the first few hours after you have seen daylight. How can people be happy in the mornings?

4. Your weekend mornings have no agenda. That is an absolute no-brainer. Who wakes up before noon over the weekends?

5. What is breakfast? Well you probably call lunch your breakfast, because food refuses to go in before you are awake, which is usually by noon.

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6. The matter taught at that weekly 9 a.m. class remains a mystery, because you have never made it to that class, and even if you have, you are usually dozing off. I mean who schedules 9 a.m. classes?

7. While setting your alarm(s), you make quick calculations in your head abouthow much sleep you can get till the very last millisecond. Why waste a single moment when you couldbe sleeping instead? Besides that morning sleep is always the best.

8. You hate it when people begin to have elaborate conversations moments after you have woken up. You wish you could have a remote control to just mute them.

9. You feel so happy when you achieve something before noon. It seems like an accomplishment that only you pat yourself on the back for. Someone please notice. Anyone?

10. Your mind is always conflicted between more sleep and being a greaseball. Well, to elaborate further, you are almost always willing to forego washing your hair or taking a shower in the morning, just so you can get some extra minutes in bed. (It is always worth it!)

11. Those phone alarms are always so loud; you can’t help but break into tears every morning when you hear the alarm going off. *First World Problems *

12. Then,deep into your beautiful dream, you hear a dreadful sound – the construction work next door, the lawn mower, hello! It is 8 ‘o’ clock. Some people are trying to sleep.

13. And on those few nights, when you have to wee so badly, you do all that you can to control it, so that you don’t have to break your sleep. It is so hard to go back to bed once you have been to the bathroom.

14. This is so typical of you – you were supposed to be somewhere at 9 a.m., and then someone calls to enquire about your whereabouts. However, you are only just waking up from your sleep – and yet you still manage to say, “I am on my way, I’ll be there in five”.

15. Who wakes up without scrolling through their Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram newsfeeds?

16. Being more of a night person, you find it easier to finish all your tasks at night, and on days when you have nothing to do, you can’t help but binge watch your favorite show. It is suddenly 3a.m. when you realize that the morning is going to be a nightmare. And it is…

Well that’s so typically us, the saner breed. All hail the Morning Haters!

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