15 Obvious Signs You Have Turned Into A ‘Makeupoholic’

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Disclaimer: This is not a public service announcement!

We’re just wondering if you’re irrevocably in lust with make-up. Does the thought of leaving the house bare-faced scare you more than Linda Blair in The Exorcist? Is your fierce-lady alter ego called Ruby Woo? Have you caught yourself making the ‘O’ face while applying mascara every single time? Based on our research, it would be safe to say you’re a cosmetics junkie, if at least five of the following points hold true for you. Fear not, we’d never recommend rehab!

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Perfect winged liner level: In Your Sleep! You secretly scoff at those mere mortals who can’t get it right. What’s with the panda eyes, girl?

Your savings account is basically housed in the first, second, third, fourth, and fifth drawers of your dressing table. Because who needs a future plan when you look this fabulous 24/7?

Your giant collection of make-up brushes is the envy of everyone you know–including the professionals at M.A.C and your regular salon. The best part? You know exactly how to use each one correctly.

Packing for a weekend trip has to include a separate trolley just for your make-up (and hair, and skin products). You refuse to travel without check-in luggage. I mean, what sane person survives on carry-on baggage?!

You’ve subscribed to at least one monthly beauty box like FabBag or BirchBox. Because, surprises (in very pretty packaging). It’s the easiest way to access new brands and the latest launches.

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Every wish list you’ve ever made starts with the latest collections from Chanel, Dior, Lancome, Estee Lauder, Shiseido, M.A.C and Sephora.

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80% of the accounts you follow on Instagram are cosmetic brands, make-up artists, and girls with killer mascara skills and bad-ass brow game.

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You’re the official make-up person for your friends during nights out and weddings. They call you the “makeover expert”, and secretly, you love it!

No trip to the mall is complete without a stroll through the aisles of Sephora, and at least five product trials, and three product purchases. You can never have enough lipsticks.

You have bragging rights to the largest bathroom counter/cabinet in the house, and you fought tooth and nail for it. You aren’t about to let your prized jewels rot in a suitcase under your bed. Gasp!

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You’re never on time, even when your friends tell you the movie’s an hour earlier than it actually is. Because, make-up perfection. Plus you aren’t really interested in the pre-movie trailers anyway.

Your eyeshadow collection would put ’80s rocker, Boy George, to shame. It’s too bad no one appreciates peacock eyes anymore…

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You’re the only person you know who has a monthly make-up shopping budget, made when your mother and friends staged an intervention to discuss your “problem”.  The thing is, you can never stick to it. And when you think about it, what’s the point of budgets really? Gross misuse of math.

You feel a blood rush as soon as you step into the beauty department of a store. It’s like a glass of sangria after a hard day of work—minus the calories or next-day hangover. Yeah, you’d definitely rather treat yourself to a brand new cheek colour palette than five vodka tonics.

You won’t ever leave the drug store without buying something cosmetic-y, even if it’s just five types of Maybelline Baby Lips (duplicates of which you already have stacked in the refrigerator at home).

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